14 Reasons To Date an Engineer

14. We are trained to do it right the first time

13. We are used to all nighters

12. We are always willing to experiment

11. We know how to decrease and increase friction

10. We know all about heat transfer

09. We do it with more torque

08. We can wire your circuits

07. Free body diagrams

6. Potential for smart children

5. Engineering couples have better moments

04. We know how to deal with stress and strain

03. We know it's not the length of the vector that counts, but how you apply the force

02. "Lubrication, Friction and Wear" is actually a class

01. The world DOES revolve around us....we pick the coordinate system.